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Books I wrote

Poopy's Poems - $20

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Poopy's Poems 2 - $20

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Carnal Pleasures - $20

Carnal Pleasures - $20

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Puppets I Summoned

    Videos I'm in

    Teaser

    A glimpse into a birthday party booking.

    Acid Memoirs

    Send in the clowns

    Things I make

      Photos I take

        Prices

        Photo Sessions

        Headshots

        50

        6-8 photos per set

        Edits +$25 per set

        Extra sets $25 each

        Studio Session

        200

        Up to 6 sets

        Props and Furniture

        Includes edits

        Onsite Headshots

        300

        Onsite headshots - Great for companies

        2 hours - all the headshots we can take in that time.

        Onsite Studio

        400

        Studio shoot, but mobile! 

        One location

        Up to 6 sets

        Includes edits


        Clown Rates

        15 Minute Set

        100-150

        Comedy & Poetry Set

        No makeup - $100

        Poopshit - $150

        Party Clown

        250

        Birthday parties, funerals, weddings, tax evasion judgements, anything you want! 

        2 hour time

        Crowd work

        Balloon animals, temporary tattoos, jokes, conversational guest.

        No dedicated set.

        The Full Monte

        400

        Includes Party Clown package

        3 hour time

        Includes dedicated 15 minute set

        Will host karaoke, bingo, or other games as requested. (Not supplied)

        Puppets & other props

        Microphone and amp included for onsite set.

        Contact

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