Books I wrote

Poopy's Poems - $20

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Poopy's Poems 2 - $20

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Carnal Pleasures - $20

Carnal Pleasures - $20

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Videos I'm in

Teaser

A glimpse into a birthday party booking.

Acid Memoirs

Send in the clowns

Things I make

    Photos I take

      Prices

      Photo Sessions

      Headshots

      50

      6-8 photos per set

      Edits +$25 per set

      Extra sets $25 each

      Studio Session

      200

      Up to 6 sets

      Props and Furniture

      Includes edits

      Onsite Headshots

      300

      Onsite headshots - Great for companies

      2 hours - all the headshots we can take in that time.

      Onsite Studio

      400

      Studio shoot, but mobile! 

      One location

      Up to 6 sets

      Includes edits


      Clown Rates

      15 Minute Set

      100-150

      Comedy & Poetry Set

      No makeup - $100

      Poopshit - $150

      Party Clown

      250

      Birthday parties, funerals, weddings, tax evasion judgements, anything you want! 

      2 hour time

      Crowd work

      Balloon animals, temporary tattoos, jokes, conversational guest.

      No dedicated set.

      The Full Monte

      400

      Includes Party Clown package

      3 hour time

      Includes dedicated 15 minute set

      Will host karaoke, bingo, or other games as requested. (Not supplied)

      Puppets & other props

      Microphone and amp included for onsite set.

      Contact

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